Zoosmell Pooplord

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam!
jadetheharley:

thepehbat:

ccin:

shmookazoo:

calliotp:

trickster-karkat:

eba124izzy:

gamzeehonkhonk:

calliotp:

fool-of-skaia:

gerommey:

gideonpines:

kochamura:

SO VANELLOPE IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND…………

vanellope egbert


i have arrived

omg someone make a karkat ralph i cant sprite


CG: I’M GONNA WRECK IT

somebody make gamzee turbo 


TuRbO tAsTiC :o) 
(i cant pixel im sorry)

wait so who’s fix it felix??


I Believe I Can Fix This


Flattery will not charge these batteries.

OMG

I…. I can’t


D—> I crush man’s thinkpan like tweetbeast egg between thighs

jadetheharley:

thepehbat:

ccin:

shmookazoo:

calliotp:

trickster-karkat:

eba124izzy:

gamzeehonkhonk:

calliotp:

fool-of-skaia:

gerommey:

gideonpines:

kochamura:

SO VANELLOPE IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND…………

vanellope egbert

image

i have arrived

omg someone make a karkat ralph i cant sprite

image

CG: I’M GONNA WRECK IT

somebody make gamzee turbo 

TuRbO tAsTic :0)

TuRbO tAsTiC :o) 

(i cant pixel im sorry)

wait so who’s fix it felix??

image

I Believe I Can Fix This

image

Flattery will not charge these batteries.

OMG

I…. I can’t

photo ZanEquius_zps28a9d153.png

D—> I crush man’s thinkpan like tweetbeast egg between thighs

(Source: kochamara, via maybe-as-fuck)

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

(via thevintagebubble)

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

(via egberts)

kingkrowley:

penguyn:

themargaretthatcherblog:

penguyn:

if you don’t think women are amazing consider this: if all women everywhere decided to stop having children, humanity would die out, just like that. Women can literally end all human life on earth 

if you don’t think men are amazing consider this: if all men everywhere decided to stop having children, humanity would die out, just like that. Men can literally end all human life on earth.

except sperm banks are a thing

to be fair without men sperm banks wouldn’t be a thing

ok but they can make sperm from female bone marrow

source

Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”

The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8

(via theodoradove)

This makes me laugh every time I see it.

(via thegreatgodum)

(via mozaikmage)

konpozaa:

remifura:

why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

(Source: bucerati, via cattbuttphone)

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

can i have your dad?

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ameliasfairytales:

You’re Annie. You like puzzles and little monsters on your pencil and some guy named Mark Ruffalo. You’re a fierce competitor and a sore loser. And you expect everybody to be better than who they are and you expect yourself to be better than everyone.

(via isntthatwizard)